Ask me anything!
are you single
... Haha. In some continuities! But in general, I have several people I'm involved with (and someone like a boyfriend).
Ronald.
are you polyamorus
This can only end poorly for you.
Maybe you should leave, then, Faustus~. Because I'm not.
I wouldn't say I'm ... uh. Poly. But I guess I *am*.
We have that in common! /fives
Good. Because I can be too.
/fives
I'm not allowed to date mundanes.
We've established this, Peace. :[
I am not responsible for the consequesnces, then. Just so you know.
Claaaude are YOU single.
...courting would only serve as a distraction from my master.
... Oh. I see.
He's rather precious to you, isn't he.
Aside from that, most demons are solitary creatures. We do not..."date."
About as precious as a bowl of steak.
*Fatty* steak.
..... oh....
.... Is your master single?
... My master? /balk
I don't have a master!
i could be it.............
My master and I are not on the best of terms at the moment, but that will soon change.
OH HIM-- right. he has a Master.
Right. All right. Ahaha... Plurk wasn't updating properly.
...and I believe he is seeing Ciel Phantomhive, but I do not know how exclusive that relationship is.
oh come on NO ONE IS DATEABLE IN THIS SERIES
I think William's too much a stick in the mud to be *dating* anyone, but we're...
I'm sure he would be flattered by your attentions.
You know. /eyebrow waggle
...Grell, I believe, is looking.
How about Bard? Or Finni?
................ well....
Grell is kind of.... Acceptable.
A bit weird, but acceptable. I'vw always like the color red.
Grell and William-- I'm trying to set them up, you know? A little bit.
Oh, i see.
I don't know about the Phantomhive servants.
Are you?
How charming.
.... I was going to court Ciel, but Lizzy is his fiancée right?
Do you have a point in being here, Lady Godiva, or are you just sitting pretty?
I think he's left his fiancee, miss.
How saddening. Bard's not much of a cook either. Finni would be the best choice.
Then there's still Alois to compete with!
compete with for what
Mama Ciel's heart, I believe.
oh nothing alois. i couldn't compete with you, anyways, i haven't the legs for it.
Alois
shares
youre fucking right about that
...
No offense, Alois, but your legs and my Plurk...
what
These aren't things I ever wanted to mix.
. . .
what is wrong with my legs
They're beautiful, Ronald!
Don't be so jelly about it.
Seeing the guy who's like a younger brother or particularly irritating nephew in shorts that short...
Almost as beautiful as mine...
If I had the choice, i'd cut off Alois' legs and make them my own...!
Of course, mine are rather more slender, and infinitely more shapely.
........ you know excalibur?
Ronald's plurk and your legs....
were never something i wanted to mix.
I see what you did there.
...How *rude*.
Then I will take your eyes.
ronald stop lusting after everything with two legs
I don't lust after you or the Holy Sword, duck.
Or your demon. Or the other demon. Or Ciel Phantomhive.
But everyone else...
Your eyes, Alois' legs, Ciel's handsome face, Sebby's body, Claude's glasses, Grell's hair...
not sure if i should be offended or grateful
hey, i'd hit you like a ton of bricks alois
You're too short.
/smirk
sorry i dont want to die again
what the fuck too short
Don't hit on children!
oh fine. I'd hit you like a whip, Alois dear.
A whip...?
You might just be my sort of lady.
I'm afraid I'm a tad short, Ronald...
Girls can be any height! Any height.
discriminatory
5' 2".
I'm only 177 cm anyway.
Ah, I'll have to convert that.
That's fine for a girl!
I know girls much taller!
But how many of them are good with a whip?
Ooh, I'm 5'2".
And good with a whip.
Not many, but I don't look into their privvy lives.
Look at your username and picture, Chelsea.
It's over between us.
Hm.
Now. /claps hands together
More questions!
Though I can say right now my favorite color is green and my favorite hobby is going to parties and the thing I hate most is overtime!
What's your favorite dessert?
Oh, let's see. That's a good one. /chinstroke
I really like pudding, you know? A marble pudding is really nice!
Chel
is
this better?
... /super into you right now, Chelsea
/o bby
I like banana pudding myself, but I like cake more!
Cake is good, too. Black forest cake-- mm.
Three layer yellow cake with butter-cream icing and sprinkle son top!
... Now I'm hungry.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
What else can I say about myself...?
I like coffee with a lot of cream or milk but very little sugar. I like my tea the opposite way!
My preferred cup size is C...
..... Oh.
My shoes are white because they're *just* within regulation...
This just reminds me of how Patti and Liz were different cup sizes. Sigh.
Kid~.
Ronald.
Did you see my other Plurk? : (
Which one?
The latest : (
I'm interested to know your class of Death God. You seem like a low level.
Actually, I'm fairly high level for my age!
I'm right below William and Grell-- though Grell was temporarily demoted, so we might *technically* be the same level for now?
I placed really high on the exam so they boosted me up and put me right into dispatch!
I barely had to do any desk time, you know? It's really nice. I do excellent field work.
You mean, you'd rather *not* do desk time, Ronald. Specifics, here.
... The rest is true.
Mhm.
... Don't act like that.
Like what?
Are you comfortable with being a man? I am especially curious since your colleges seem more ambiguous in the area.
... *Excuse me*?
HAHA. YES. I love being a man! Are you-- you *aren't* joking? Oh!
Grell. No. I'm not like Mister Sutcliff in that way *at all*.
I like nothing more than having a flat chest and a-- ... ahaha.
*I'm pleased* with how I am, inside and out.
That is extremely relieving. I am certain that we will get along fantastically, in that case.
Unless you twist up anymore souls, I think we'll get on enormously well.