If I dated imaginary people, yes.

/wink

Yes.

What do you believe you will accomplish with this question?

It's doing wonders for my ego.

Probably. If you broke Kid of his asexuality, maybe you could break me.

I'd break you in so many ways, Seth Manders.

Your head would spin.

Wow.

Not sure if want...

That's part of the adventure.

I'm like a weird combination of Alois and Kid, not sure if you'd dig it.

... Like shagging my perfect man and my kid brother at the same time...

Now *I'm* not sure if want...

Yeah.

I would, Ronald Knox.