I'm not sure what these things even do or- their real use.

They let you talk, of course!

But how is it that you're my only friend? That seems wrong to me.

...Maybe you're not as popular as you thought?

impossible.

I'm ahead of the trend, that's all. and you're here with me.

...I'm just as confused about it as you are.

Not to worry, we'll reason through it.