tell Kelly that you'll put out if she does it

he'd have better luck just pulling weeds, passing out from sun stroke and hoping for pity sex.

Skorp should forget the weeding and turn on the Laker's game instead

baseball.

um...lol

wonders if Skorp likes live baseball with beer, like at Arrowhead...

Lakers is basketball

watching live baseball is the only way to watch baseball

knows that. Was giving a situation.

agrees with JustJen

whatever, it's guys playing with their balls which doesn't interest me.

goes or the beer. They serve Shinerbock on tab at the closest stadium to me.

LMAO! (Might be WHY I enjoy it so much)

that's fair.

how you weed eat in 106 degrees?

I need to find a way to get paid to play with my balls

that's what websites are for

www.plurk.com/user/Jason... would be a millionaire if he could.

boys first time is always hiring

Tranny surprise is too

I was turned down by tranny surprise

really sorry to hear that. They do stellar work

weed eats by turning on the weed eater, running outside while making a beeline for the fence line and then runs right back in the front door

does all that before he can break a sweat.

wonders if there is beer with the weedeating. There was when I lived there.

Skorp is a genius and is glad she has a gardner to do those things

Skorp to shave his back when he's done with the yard

tells serenityalways Yes, of course.

www.plurk.com/user/Jason..., I hear there's a niche for that on the net too

messages?