"NARUTO-KUN, WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH SAI LAST NIGHT?"

Answer: "Sai was painting me nude so I'd have a christmas gift for you, Sakura-chan."

"So hey Jiraiya Orochimaru was saying something about you helping him perfect that creepy tongue thing he does what was that all about?"

gdsupgl

"That's simple, I do a lot of research for my novels, and that includes effective tongue motions for when one is performing <cont>

oral ministrations. Said motions are effective in learning to control tongue muscles so he could perform his creepy tongue.<cont>

Does Haken approve of incest if its with Aschen?

So, he just practiced the motions in air to strengthen his tongue until he had the tongue strength to perform his creepy tongue."

"Because seriously, he's Orochimaru. He's never getting laid."

obligatory "loves him dem crying pokeball clan" rebuttal. But they are so cold. Poor snakeface.

Valcion: It's Haken Browning. Yes, he probably does. He'd probably try to make it a threesome with Princess Doublestuffed.

Valcion: Besides, before that Aschen was there to ~*serve his every desire*~

...or was it need, I don't remember the line.

Regardless it sounded suggestive and in my mind, that's more or less truth.

Verantze: Crying pokeball clan are too emo to ever give it to him, let alone just take it.

Verantze: It's takes a new level of emo to be that bad.

Unrelated; you need to tell me when those 'tards pop up in the comic so I can SBAHJ 'em again.

do, but I haven't seen any crying pokeball right now. Just Kabuto.

or Kabutorochimaru

Kabutroll.

Kabutroll is an effective name for it