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ok now i seriously need some help. i think i have officially lost it. i just had a conversation with a girl that told me im speaking really
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weird and that im freaking her out.
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does anybody know an accurate test for sanity?
she's probably paranoid herself
they've pushed world war 3 back to decemcer the 14th and I'm really disappointed 
*december
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maybe but i feel really weird myself sort of disconnected from reality.
I think I'm losing my hand eye co-ordination because i'm typing like a drunk
Eldar
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dont worry about it a war will come this is inevitable.
I think you're refreshingly odd 
and I mean that in a good way because it makes you interesting 
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really well i guess im not completely lost to humanity just yet.
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what i mean to say is thanks.
no problem 
some people just think outside the box, and others can't understand that 
some people just think outside the box, and others can't understand that
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my commanders gave me an appointment to see a psychiatrist should i be worried or are they just not understanding me. yeah and i know i
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probably sound crazy for asking this.
military personel have a very 2d outlook on everything, you're supposed to follow orders and nothing else
if you start thinking if what you are doing is logical, then they think you're crazy
so infact this appointment is a compliment saying that you are a very creative intelligent individual
but it may get you kicked out of the army 
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ok ill take it as a good thing then. yeah and thats what worries me. but hey who am i to question fate what will be will be you know what i
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mean?
exactly I believe that everything is predetermined and the only way to live is hedonistically because ultimately there is no meaning to
I believe that everything is predetermined and the only way to live is hedonistically because ultimately there is no meaning to
anything, so have fun while you can
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i wouldnt call what im doing here as fun but ill try. besides i got like a million interesting unbelievable stories to tell from my service
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i guess thats a big plus if it where to help in life.
hey, if you get kicked out you can always write a book and I'll turn it into a hollywood blockbuster when I get out of uni
the hurt locker when a crap load of oscars.
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sounds interesting make a load of money from a soldiers painful memories. thats new nobody did that before. i love it.
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by the way hows my profile pic. you can honestly say it that i look like cuddly wuddly. i wont get hurt.
muy macho! 
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oh thank you so much you lit up my guard post with your dancing banana.
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yes there it is more light i feel immersed in it BRING ON THE BANANAS!
overload overload overload system malfunction bananas have invaded the system.
ok i am back to normal now that last banana did it for me though it got me with its awesomeness.
