"It's just a model"

Shh!

I have to push the plurk a lot

And THEN?! The oral plurk!!! *claps wildly*

OMG

*dies*

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of plurkberries

I plurk in your general direction!

*runs from the Knights Who Say "Plurk"*

...and she's got HUGE plurks of land

"But Fahtha, I just want to PLUUUUUURK..."

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Plurkus'...oops wrong movie!

Help! Help! I'm being replurked!