I don't remember signing anything

huh?

I'm a dad? What?

Who's a father?

you are!

Awe dammit not again

^

hahahahah

I don't know how I impregnate people but it needs to stop!

quit using dimestore bought protection!

My invisible dick is just too powerful! it breaks through any condom!

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

You okay?

yes

okay good.

even lambskin?

heard those are pretty tough.

I wouldn't know vegetarians don't use lambskin condoms

lolololol

Roflcopter wooo!

DAMN... WAIT. I haven't screwed anyone latley, oh god... now I have to figure out who it is ):