to make sure that his brother's room is still clean, and knocks on his door. "Gilbert, put away any porn, I'm coming in."

currently hanging off his bed post, his little feet kicking away. THIS WASN'T RIGHT. WHAT WAS THISSSSS.

him a few seconds before entering in the room. "Gilbert, I hope... you're... not..." His eyes widen when he sees him.

about to fall. "W-West!! Help! I think something is wron!"

wrong*

hesitates a moment before quickly going to him and snatching him into his arms, but he holds him out at arms length. "...."

blinks at him, wiggling in his grip. T-This wasn't right. It was rather embarrassing to be exact. "S-Set me down!"

just holds him, staring at him in disbelief. He was... actually... c-cute.

wiggles more and more. "W-West!!"

snaps back into reality and sits him on the bed, staring at him. He shakes his head and crosses his arms over his chest.

happy to be set down. "What is this!!?"

stares at him before picking him up again, squeezing him. O-Oh, he just couldn't resist.

smooshed in macho arms. "G-Gah! West! Cut it out!"

him one last squeeze before righting himself and sitting him on the bed once more. "How... why has this happened?"

puffs up his cheeks in a pout. "Hell if I know!"

restrains...so... hard.... to poke those cheeks. "Did you do something... weird?" he asks. "Did you experiment with something online?"

back...nope. "I didn't do anything but eat some of France's cooking lately~"

pretty sure that France's cooking could have done it. "Did you climb into strange nation's bedrooms?"

France cooks good! "...I talked and had tea with Monaco...?"

also thinks that isn't a possibility. If it had been one of the others... Arthur or Yao...

did talk to Yao a while back, but it was like...months ago. "I have no idea...damn! This sucks!"

they'll just have to tough it out. It couldn't last too long, could it? But damn, this couldn't have come at a more... awkward time.

doesn't like how he is being looked at. "...Hey west..."

shakes his head of any... strange thoughts, and looks to him. Oh man, it was so hard not to not smile at him. "Ja?"

if West smiles, he might cry. That smile was creepy. "...Could this have happened cause of the kid thing...?"

chokes on his own air and quickly covers his face. "I.. what... what do you mean?"

wobbles to his feet. "Well we are in a crisis. Everyone is thinking about kids!" Though he doesn't know why it had to be him...

flinches out to catch him, but quickly steps way from him, clearing his throat. "W... what are you talking about 'everyone'?" For all he_

_knew, it was only him talking about kids.

stares long and hard at him with narrowed eyes. "I think this is your fault."

points at himself, gaping. "M... my fault?!"

points accusingly at him. "Your fault!"

doesn't know whether to be floored by his brother's cuteness or flabbergasted that he would be accused of such a thing. "How is it *my*_

_fault?!"

huffs at him, crossing his arms. "You're the one trying to make the next baby boom!"

stands, towering over him. "I.. I'm just worried about my country's people!"

standing up to him...much like a chihuahua to a great dane. "Yeah! Well your thoughts somehow made me like this! Change me back! Think of my

sexy!"

blanches. "You've never been sexy," he reminds him.

sexy! Always! "Bruder, you know nothing about sexy~"

stares at him, before turning on his heel. "I think I'm going to ground you," he muses darkly.

he can't do that. "...Bruder. I am still older!"

pauses, turning around to stare at him. "Try and stop me."

grins. "No you try and stop me!"

steps over to him and picks him up by his collar.

flails! "West!"

stares at him. "Stay in your room or I'll return every piece of that bird collection."

wrote his name on all of it...he could try. But he wasn't going to say that. "Ugh..."