"This site is trying to open a site in your trusted sites list. Do you want to allow?

"I dunno. Do I TRUST THEM?"

other coworker yelled out "That error message was written by a programmer."

I want to implement messages like "Stop peeing in my cheerios. Rhinoceros." They should be invoked randomly at semi-lengthy intervals.

we're just going to require all of your users to wear shock collars