wait ..... you mean you're not really a Scot? oh dear

I enjoy Dave Barry anytime but loved this: blogs.herald.com/dave_ba...

yes - I'm impressed with how stoically Barry dealt with having a blurred groin.

tttt - i find this whole issue totally alarming. i don't want radiation and i don't want someone groping me. And were i going to

allow EITHER, i would expect some privacy - not being displayed to the entire airport. i'm glad i don't travel

just had a random thought - we could set up a new fetish store in Zindra - the TSA Experience!

www.suite101.com/content...

laughs. oh that is brilliant. i think everyone should just start moaning and panting if they "opt out". bet the TSA would be unhappy

The issue is, they're threatening people with fines if they decide NOT to be screened, once you're at the checkpoint.

johnnyedge.blogspot.com/

So, if you check to see that they aren't using the device, then find out they are and decline the scan and then find out it's a

'groin check' and decline, and then AFTER they tell you to leave, they chase you down after you get your ticket refunded and tell you that

they're going to bring a civil suit for $10K against you

FYI, carry a copy of this with you (I do)

www.tsa.gov/assets/pdf/e...

and i would be carrying that WHY?

So when they threaten you with civil fines for saying you don't want their scan or check and would like to leave, you can ask them to circle

each of the items they're going to sue you for, so you can take it to your lawyer in advance

ah. *grin* got it. i tried to read it and knew that was not realistic.

great idea: combine TSA with MD