Please. Not blonde enough? I think you're plenty blonde enough.

how blonde does one have to be for a monday?

Blonde enough to believe that putting a post-it over the Monday block on the calendar makes it go away.

Wait. *I* did that this morning...

OMG! I *so* do that!

I have to be blonde enough to face the week with a sweet smile... and it aint happening

You have me beat, Dave. You win the Monday Blonde Award.