that's what the -lurker- part of plurker is for. So we're safe just calling them plurkers. Or assholes

plurkasses

assholes - lol probably a bit harsh

deplurkers

PLURKPETRATORS!!!

wow... name grabber, just like domain name and all? plurkroach, how about?

plursquatters

what about just "twats"? Straight to the point...

plurkphobics

there's even a plurker named "god". Plurk needs a "block" list for unacceptable user names, and for removing non-plurkers.

god? wow! hope he won't smite me

plurkAplop ?

plukogues ?

plurk-nots or just LAME

Plurkless

plays off solidsmack: Plamers?

They are the Plurkless.

Ploinkers?

tweeple

nope, simply Plurkless and without hope.

Hows about Plunks? Plurk + Punk

we should all just call them "Sad" no special name given to people whom dont deserve it!

Plorks

Plugs

lame-os! Just a suggestion...

how about krulps (backwards)?

how about

Plosers.

Plurkocrites?

Plurkatenders?

Oooh. Plurkatenders is WAY good!

egomaniacs?

tyty

plurk-astinators

Plooters, pluirates

PlurkerLurkers