little, ungrateful brat BC

I'm not that little, you jerkface!!

You're ten. Ten is little.

No, ten is perfectly FINE. You're just too old! Oldie!! *sticks out tongue*

Wha--I am not *old*! There are plenty of other countries who are older than me!

Like who, China?! Wow, THAT says a lot, geezer!

--Prussia, Spain, France, Japan, for God's sake, the *Nordics*!

Hmph! Well you go on and have fun with your oldie friends, while I enjoy my youth!!

Oh, you'll enjoy your youth, all right, *in your room*! Now *march*, young man!

But I don't WANNA go to my room!! Why do you have to ruin EVERYTHING for me, jerk!?

Because you *obviously* haven't learnt manners or self control yet!

So now you're pretending "gentleman" again, huh? I know about your tattoos and weird clothes, already!! You shouldn't be talking!

Those tattoos were poorly made choices in which I am trying to teach you not to make!

By locking me up in my room?! Maybe my showing me love and compassion I wouldn't need to be a rebellious child, but NOOO.

You need to earn it first, so belt up!

Are you even CAPABLE of love and compassion in the first place? And I'm not wearing a belt, so HAH!

[[...Oh Seabb ;3; /Wants to spoil ffff /Bad at discipline |D]]

[[I love being a spoiled child >D ]]

*Yes*. How in bloody hell did you think you got those eyebrows? By love and compassion, that's bloody how!

((XDD youve killed me))

They're more like a curse! They look like catapillars!! And oooooohh~ you used *naughty* words.

Why I ought to-- They are full of John Bull Pride! You should be honoured to have them! And you can say whatever

the bloody hell you bloody want when you're bloody old enough!...unless there is a lady in the room, you treat her with respect.

[/Totally wants a random lady to walk in whilst he swears lololol. This is soooo amusing omg]

Speak for your bloody self! Nobody else on this bloody planet thinks these bloody eyebrows are attractive!!

You're too young to be thinking of such things! And I'll have you know that there are many who find them attractive!

Like who, *France*? Well HE'S a keeper, now isn't he?

--What did I say about cursing?!

You said I can whatever the bloody hell I want when I'm bloody old enough, unless there is a lady in the room. I'm plenty old enough, and

unless you've been hiding some hugeeeeee secret, I don't think you're a lady!

You go to your room this *instant* and never mention that *frog* again!

...Hmph. Stupid jerkface always ruining everything... -grumblegrumble-

HEY I can go PRANK CALL him and set him up for a DATE with you! Your voice isn't hard to imitate at all.

W-*WHAT*?! You come back here, you little brat!

Hmm, which would be better, an expensive restaurant or a romantic movie?

You press a single *digit* on that phone, mister, and you will never see the light of day or the dark of night, do you hear me?!

Then you are buying me that violent videogame for Christmas, correct?

-growls- We will see....

I'm glad we can meet an agreement, then. And I'll be expecting extra dessert tonight, while you're at it.

Tch. *Fine*. I'll cook you *whatever you want*.

Thennn, I want some ice cream sundae with EXTRA chocolate, the same strawberry cake that I had for my birthday last year, some chocolate

chip cookies, brownies, oooh maybe a milkshake too...

((...you're missing the point, BUT OKAY. ))

All right, all right. I can only cook so much in one night

((Point?))

((yes. THE POINT. READ MY MESSAGES CAREFULLY. ))

Cook? I was expecting you to BUY it for me. Your cooking tastes like poop.

((I'M STUPID SOMETIMES 8D ))

*buy*? I won't be spending any amount of quid on a spoiled brat like you. And my cooking taste fine, thank you very much!

I. WANT. MY. SWEETS.

Well too bad! Call up that frog for all I care! I'll enjoy laughing at him while I stand him up!

Do you want me to CRY? I will cry so loud that the entire planet will know of your bad parenting skills.

Fine, go ahead! While you're at it, I'll go visit my *other* sons!

Like America, the overweight burgerface? Well look how *he* turned out. Nice job on that one!

*No*. I was talking about my other son who turned out fine. Australia, Hong Kong,--......one second, I know there is another one...

((oh yes. that one turned out beautifully))

(( Fff- /so amused. I love you two XD ))

...You FORGOT your son. Very nice.

Canada! ah... what a nice chap...

....Who? See what happens when you have too many children?! I don't even know who my brothers are anymore...

Canada? You know, the quiet one.

Not ringing a bell.

Erm...blonde, pancakes?

PANCAKES?! ...Where can I meet this brother of mine?

"....in Canada."

((wth self... quotes orz ))

Are you *sure* he isn't a micronation like me or something?

Never heard of the guy.

I'm sure of it, he lives somewhere near America.

Well if you're not going to feed me sweets, I *demand* you take me to visit him!

You have no right to demand anything, young man. >BC

But I WANT SWEETS! It's not fair, I only got to eat your icky scones today! I'm gonna *die* without something sugary to eat! DIE I tell you!

You look quite well without them at the moment so, eh....*NO*.

-cough- I can't... go on... -falls to the floor- Arthur... I just want you to know... you were the biggest jerk I've ever met in my life...

And you're the biggest drama queen I have ever seen. -steps over and goes to make tea-

(( .... /amused ))

Aughhhhhhhh, but *IGGYY*~

Oh, damn it America, how many people are you going to taint? Don't you *EVER* repeat that hideous excuse

for a nickname, do you hear me Peter James Kirkland?!

Of course, beloved brother IGGY.

Up to your room!

I sincerely apologize, dearest brother IGGY, but I shall do as you wish and return to my chambers, beloved brother IGGY.

you little snot nosed brat -grumbles-

I am full 130 centimeters and my nose is very much clean at the moment.

*MARCH*.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, do I *have* to?

Yes. -folds arms-

Hmph! FINE. But when I grow up, I'm gonna be a superstrong ultranation and I'll make *you* go sit in your room! See how that makes you feel!

You go do that...