replaying his life's last moments...

?

dying of boredom and effing slow internet speeds = =

Want to spice up your life? Strip and streak around Jurong East! Heck, maybe I'll even get to see your face in the papers.

whut.. dun group me tgt with the kind of ppl who jerk off in public

wait. you don't?

...

OMG YOU DON'T???? SHIT.