the first to respond to his own comment. Off with the training wheels now.

((((((

that's she's totally ready for the commitment of being a fake internet friend.

welcome on board, and eat hospitality bitches

mmmm, hospitality.

Plurk wasn't giving her the shits quite so much or she'd also be a good fake internet friend. Yarr.

It's all good, as long as you don't ask me to help you fake internet move or drive you to the fake internet airport.

to have fake internet lunch?

will there be fake internet alcohol?

just don't ask to borrow and fake internet money.

fake internet alcohol, and can print his own fake internet cash (type type type), there's some now. Check me out, I'm fake internet rich!

I love the way fake internet money smells when it's freshly printed.

fake dollar dollar bill y'all

if he should be socking his fake internet dough in fake internet IRA's or fake internet securities?

I'd get a fake internet Swiss bank account maybe.

fake offshore holdings accounts. I'm off to the fake Canary Islands.

got to get off this thing and do some work for the real world man. Later Jelly. You make my day.