meow meow

attack her feet while she's sleeping

lmao

*scritches*

you'd be addicted too if all YOUR friends lived in it!

steal her breath while she sleeps. i heard cats like to do that shit.

can't...she always covers up her head! s726.photobucket.com/alb...

scratch up all of her justin bieber posters.

umm...who do you take me for?

i mean.... block the tv when Glee is on. yeah.

thaaat's more appropriate

Four words: King of the hill.

It makes mah hooman so mad. And she'll be exhausted in the morning.

hmm...i think i'll just fart in her face

or you could fist her. and if you don't know what that means i will gladly explain.

that's the wrong pussy to corrupt, m'dear

that's why it's such a good idea.

lmao scratch everythign! XD