If I were dying would you let me use your chest as a pillow before my untimely end?

.... No, you would have to settle for my more than acceptable lap

not even when I'm dying??? Sob.

FINE I will accept your lap.

It is very comfortable

that is probably true and from my own experience boobs they are much less comfortable than they would lead you to believe

so you have a point

missed a word in there. Should be "with boobs"

unless they're very large /knows this from experience?

but what if you get stuck in the cleavage

this TMI Tuesday has taken a turn for the boobies

This is not a bad thing imho

the turning for the boobies or getting stuck in cleavage?