he likes to ruin my life every two or three months

he called me on his fucking wedding night in the bathroom crying and I was like "it should have been you"

and I kinda hate him to this day for that. But...he always leaves me sad voicemails and guilt trips me into calling him back

I know. He is like " I miss you" and I said "I'd miss you too, if I were you" Lol. I'm such a mean ass for a few minutes

*id miss me too

but....I know...in a few minutes he is gonna make me cry and it makes me so mad lol

Yes. Plenty of times. He was my first love though...so he holds this power over me that really pisses me off lol

he is so drunk I think LOL- you've watched "Aqua Teem Hungry Force" right? He is talking like meatwad and ts funny

when you break up with someone they should have to movie to Japan with no means of communication

*move