So far this are among my favorites:

"many"

"About half the teachers at the meeting"

LOL

and the one that's going to be hard to beat...

"There were lots of people there, but I didn't get a good count. The auditorium was about half full. Does that help"

athorp If you start doing that I'm going to kick your @$$. Excel doesn't seem to know how to find the sum of "few" and "many"

Classic educator responses

I just want to view your reports out on these.

hey whose kickin a*#!?

I actually put in a number -

you wanted a number????

I'm going to start hosting events and listing the # of attendees based on % of participation. Expect decimals rounded to the nearest .001

i like that idea--- lets all jump in on that one

So long as the end result is a real number, knock yourself out

how about ...half the people who responded...

anyone answered π?

Ooh! Ooh! What about complex mathematical equations including imaginary buttons?

um ... numbers. imaginary numbers. Enough plurking, time for bed I guess.

theartguy: like e^(iπ) ... although that would be negative...

happy bday Steve

wow, didn't know it took alpha - I need to get caught up on my events

eplybon Don't you dare

Happy BD Steve

Steve, should you have really opened this can of worms? You may find yourself getting some really fun stuff now. Speaking of--I seem to...

...have about 4 events to report. Hmmm...what can I do to make your life more amusing?

OY. I should learn to keep my mouth shut

What fun would that be?