b_c
says
dear dream engine: seriously? The best you can come up with is "shoes eating my socks?!" 
Well... it's better then the socks eating the shoes...I mean you would have to wonder how the socks might have
thought they could hide having eaten shoes
were your feet int he socks at the time? That adds a bit of spice 
was it the wrong kind of spice?? Foot spice has **got** to be funky!
That *is* odd.
wRitErsbLock
says
happy festivus
is this creepy enough?
count your blessings: they could be directed by Kubrick