I ate a big red candle

Bears can smell the menstruation..

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I like when you call me Lawson

Gets me all hot and bothered

let me just make this VERY clear....if you 2 wanna hook up, Im OK with it, infact I'll run the camera

We shall run the camera ourselves, thanks.

ok ill just sit in the corner & watch

is why you like me

*pats the box of tapes alreayd made*