i don't know why this cracks me up so

hadn't heard of the onion before and even after reading the wiki I'm still not sure if it's a real article or not. lol

lol that's kind of sad... my fav ONION articles are this and this

the Obama/Cactus one is pure genius

I love the last quote : "I don't care what he says or what his people say or what anybody else says,"

48-year-old Kansas resident Jake Nolan told reporters. "The guy's a cactus, plain and simple. I mean, Christ, look at him."