b_c
shares
Me: Does it surprise you I've never installed a "fart" app on my phone? She: Actually, I thought you had one already.
Household6
says
b_c
is
pondering the deeper meanings of this revelation 
acedanger
hopes
this wasn't at an interview
she knows you better than you know yourself. you not having a fart app = 
InigoMontoya
thinks
that would be a good quality to mention in an interview
wRitErsbLock
says
I'm a big fan of the "that's what she said" app. If I ever get a plan that pays for app useage, I'll get that one
Would have thought you had one already too
b_c
has
no need! 
el
has
an airhorn app, but not a fart app.
You *are* a fart app.
2Manyboyz
says
tee hee