b_c
wonders
why my laptop looks like someone sneezed all over it 
b_c
says
I didn't do it, and I'm the only one who uses it. 
b_c
has
a ghost user? 
With a cold?! 
With a cold?!
Maybe you were the victim of the Snot Brigade.
Household6
wonders
if my kids have been playing with your laptop...
sorry: was next to the router
s'not my fault
InigoMontoya
wonders
if slimer is in your house 
acedanger
wonders
if you've recently sneezes all over your laptop?
HoniSoit
wonders
who ya gonna call?
fuzzsmom
says
I've been sneezing, but not long distance 
Lemongrass
asks
whether you peeled an orange near it?