mojo13
needs
about ten more cups of hot beverages to warm him up after all that snow clearing! but all i have is coffee and if i had that much coffee...
things could get ugly
you know... i'd totally drink that much coffee 
yeah there would be consequences, but.... delicious, scary consequences
i would be on the toilet for hours, plus the stomach pain, oh the stomach pain!
but the caffeine reaction would be fun, brain wise
i may as well give it a go: going to get cup #3
ah, found some decaf! i can have more. now, where are those Tums?