mine's usually either the bus broke down or the train's not moving

haha. well, while i'm in the philippines, it's VERY common that the streets get way flooded, so that's pretty close to my excuse as well

from that list, #6 would be it

a facebook friend suggested: "sat in superglue & couldn't get my ass out of bed." Love it!

the mine was that i have my wife in the hospital almost for giving light xD

living in the city, you can use "the trains were way behind" atleast once a week.