I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor.

He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it.

I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer

allocation failure due to a memory error.

I almost smiled.

Q: How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A: Three! The right ear, the left ear and the final front ear.

Here is a geeky pickup line: Baby, if you were DNA I would want to be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.