haircut?

dear god tell me its not true

it's all true

i was getting my hair cut

and i was all like "that's a bit short"

and the lady said "yeah, your mother told me you needed it short"

conspiracy

dear god what has happened to my son

i think you should avenge my hair

there shall be blood

next time, pick your own cut

and make it awesome

mind blowingly, bass playingly awesome

i thought i was picking my own cut

well next time ACTUALLY pick it