some in my freezer...vanilla bean left over from the football munch-a-thon yesterday...

I had a house-guest who secretly ate most of my pint of Ben-n-Jerry's, let the leftovers melt, and then stuck it back in the freezer.

Good thing for him he left before I discovered it. Imagine my disappointment when I found a little dribble of crystallized slush.

That would be good!

NewYorkJew: there should be felony charges for such behavior.

Oh, I want Muslim justice! Off with his hand!

what about Red Queen justice? "Off with his head!"

or 2nd amendment remedies...

if only i had some booze… oh, wait!

how about some olives instead?