doubly confused. First, how can something be FREE and PRE-PAID? Second, who signed me up for this?!

Those ash-holes!

surprised the envelope doesn't say "This offer is HOT!"

b_c:

*eeep*

aren't you worried about the auto part?

if you open that envelope you're going to get roasted

and for a limited time......

it is only the offer that expires soon.

No fair. Jews can't do cremation.

uhm... .... uhm... .... uhm....

did it eplode?

really laughing.

That would kinda freak me out