which, if literally true, is more than a little sad if you think about it.

not think about it

I bet you'll miss these quiet mornings soon

ClaudiaHallChristian: not if I can help it. Might be able to work from home!

it is very modern....

impressed.

fascinating

impressed that you have a titanium spork and suspect think geek is to blame

wRitErsbLock: indeed!

I need to be poked in the ass with titanium tines to get me to do yoga. We're twins!

NewYorkJew: the similarities are beyond description.

Buckyyyyyyyy!

only a plastic spork

oh sporks! they're even fun to say. spork. spork. spork.