Me and Ai were laying in bed together, peeking out the window just as the sun rised

We decided we wanted to go watch it from outside being little faggots we are

We noticed though that the sun was suddenly larger, and it was like, cracked and barely engulfed in flames like it should be

There were tiny cracks of fire of course but not what was normal...

It started falling apart and we were like OH SHIT

And then gravity got really really weird

But I quickly ran to Ai, grabbed her, and started running so like we wouldn't end up falling apart from eachother

Then again there really wasn't any where to go though

I mean, you have like a dead sun coming into impact with the earth, you're pretty screwed.

But then somehow we ended up in my garage, my house on fire and don't even get me started on what the neighborhood looked like

Though despite the end of the world, the sky and the way the sun was crashing down in pieces, it was really beautiful.

Almost like something you'd see in a high-end CGI Cutscene from final fantasy

ANYWAY, Then somehow this weird vortex opened up in my garage floor

Ai, being a fagola, was too scared but I was like BITCH IT'S JUMP IN THIS VORTEX OR DIE FROM THE END OF THE WORLD

So I jumped in pulling her with me

And then we ended up in some weird pocket dimension.

There were others too

And it was suddenly fabulous

Like...Everyone was happy

But then I got all depressed cause everyone else I knew, except for ai was probably dead.

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THEN SOMEHOW IT WENT FROM THAT TO LIKE A DESTROYED CITY

AND I WAS CATWOMAN.

BEATING UP ON BANE

Ai we srsly need to stop having phone sex at 4 in the morning because I just don't even.

LMFAO.

WOW. HAS ROSCOE BEEN IN YOUR HEAD?

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...Oh dear.

I think the Top screwed her head off, Mick.

I think we need to give Roscoe a talking to, Len.

I agree.

daddy what's screwed mean.

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