as in holes appearing in your hands and blood flowing from them?

I don't think so, I don't really do Holidays myself but I can't think of anythingn in particular against Center Parcs

thats stigmata ya fool

I was thinking more along the lines of But/Pontins...

Actually I really like the Center Parcs in Longleat, we always have a good time and the restaurants are really pretty good.

I don't think so. Anyway, it's what you think that counts.

Center Parcs is the last place I was at with me lad before he decided it was uncool hanging around with old people

Ah well mine's only 7 so I have a little time yet!

the 'teen' word is evil. Now I'm only allowed to communicate via text. If I voice-call it's "Why you calling me?" where "Hello" would fit.