you tell us

because everybody hates me?

not everyone, there are many people that you probably haven't met yet

if people on Facebook actually know how to use things like Plurk. They tend to be a little, you know, feckin' stupid.

not a fan of Fb. I get so effed off at zombie throwing n shite

I avoided it for as long as I could, then I found that "everybody I knew" from a particular subject field had suddenly congregated on it.

you can throw zombies on facebook?

oh no. We've accidentally whetted barneyboy 's appetite