b_c
says
you think **my** dreams are strange? Aside: yes. Yes, they are. But still. Here's what my wife asked me this morning:
"Last night did I tell you I smelled vegetables, and you told me it was [her] armpits? Or did I dream that?"
Oniony? 
Griffy.Lapin
thinks
green beans and carrots...
*AACCCKKK* your dreams are contagious 
Luverly!