homer?

Homer Simpson would always by Marge a gift that was more appropriate for him than her. Then use it himself!

a bad man, this Homer!

i hate you, you get me thinking. the easiest to come to mind now is boxer shorts. i love boxers

Not Pacquiao

but isn't there a little bit ofHomer in all of us?

oh THAT. Hahahaha. Hmm, I guess it'd be a travel book

hmm

a travel book. cook book, any book

Gourmet food platter with goose liver pate, caviar and jamon

you make me want to eat chix liver pate on crispy thin multigrains...

a wii for 'family bonding'

Webcomic author I like has this arrangement with his spouse - they may each buy themselves one gift they REALLY want. Got himself a Kindle!!

I would guess a spatula and an apron.

make sure to buy a series of single-player games, and no extra controllers, either. Then hide the controller, so the "battery isn't ruined".