Does this mean I have to hand in my Yes fan card?

Dude, perhaps you just like the video???

I don't know WHAT you're talking about, Kellye.

And I can safely assure you, as much as it pains me, that I like the song.

even without the, um, visual aids.

it's perhaps the most repetitive song ever, beating out the previous champ "Hey Jude."

there are 2 kinds of people in this world:

those who wish Hey Jude would end 3 1/2 minutes earlier

and those who wish it would never end

I'm in the latter group. Hey Jude becomes trancelike.