I want to come

Can we dress him up?

I wanna know that he's seen this

I wanna know what he thinks about Second Life's Machinima community.

he explored the wonders of sl

Make him lurk in groups as an alt to hear the voice of the people

He should also be told straight up, system hair is bad

it's ok to wear an ao, no one will accuse him of favoritism if he just dresses and shops the way he wants

L:MAO Whimsy! Okay, I've taken all that on board!

Suggest that he not just adopt one look forever, which it seems most Lindens do. (probably because they come in SL only to work)