"why I'm never going to shop at Magika again "

"how did your tube top get over your belly and wind up around your knees?"

"I really shouldn't have had that extra BigMac"

"He told me there were no condoms in SL."

Seriously, have a couple of drinks, maybe it'll shut fetus up. Now go away.

it's sad that the first thing I noticed were the mismatched prim feet lol