He asked me if we could fool around tonight.

I said maybe and called it at that.

XD

then later we're discussing our son's health and my goal to keep him from growing up to be the epitome of health reps that we are

his response? "Ha, next to you I'm Mr. Universe!"

....a very lonely, overweight, pot bellied Mr. Universe now.

XD

wow

WOW HE FAILED

srsly