*nods in agreement*

Smelly of amazing!

Well what one may find "amazing" is really a matter of perception..

You love it

To be fair, I've never actually had the opportunity to smell you.

Oh, you will

Then I can tell you in person that you don't smell of amazing! YAAAYYYYY

Oh, you'll be too unconscious on the floor to do that

jake, that sounds very date-rapey

A little bit.

I was clearly suggesting that my smell would have her on the floor...

Unconscious... That's kind of messed up.

do you smell of chloroform?

Take a sniff Lucy and find out

youre toooo far away!!!

.... Wouldn't Jake just be unconscious all the time, forever lost in some deep coma because he'd never be able to escape the smell?

You become immune to your own smell, don't'cha know?

Or am I, Lucy..? >

shit, i just thought that was a dog barking right outside my window...

I wanted you to know that I really like the furniture in your room by the way

oh yaaaa? which piece is your favourite?

the bed

dont have one, so ha!

Dangit! It was the one thing I could rely on being in your room...

jordan ate it

What a whore.