walks into him, she was going to the potato bitch's place to find her stupid sister.

glares down at her rather unintentionally. "Excuse me."

about to glare at him but she noticed his face, and felt fear. "S-sorry.. D-dammit." She glared at the ground instead.

felt like this girl was familiar. "Do I know you?"

looks at him for a moment, he was scary but reminded her of someone. "N-no.." She squinted at him and realized. "Oh fuck you're Switzerland_

aren't you?!" She took a step back, she knew her Swiss had a habit of shooting first asking questions, never.

did in fact have his hand on his gun. But today he had questions rather than actions. "Ja, and who are you?"

notices where his hand is and forces herself not to make any scared sounds. "I-I'm fucking.. S-south Italy."

makes the most irritated face ever. This confirmed what he hoped was a lie. Now he had double the annoyances. "I see."

makes a very scared squeak at his face, she stepped back even more nodding quickly. "S-si! P-please d-don't h-hurt me dammit!" No matter_

what she was still a big baby.

that this only helped to confirm. The thought of having two of Romano's siblings around bugged him even worse. He pulled his hand from his_

gun and turned to walk off.

watches him, what the hell was BOTH of their problems, so damn rude!

he did what he sought to. Now he was going home so he could be comfortable again.

that is just plain fucking weird.

turns around to warn her against coming by his house.

freezes and stares, she was shaking a bit, she would wait till he went inside to sneak past...

goes inside. He was waiting to see if she would.

waits a few minutes before starting to walk past his house, she knew it was the fastest way to potato macho land.

fires at her. He knew it.

screams and jumps back, she hid behind a tree. "F-fucking psychopath!"

shoots off another warning shot. "I warned you."

continues to hide behind said tree. "No you didn't dumb ass!" She slapped her hands over her mouth, dio he would shoot her for that!

just waits for her to come back into the open.

waits a few more moments praying that he had given up and she went for the next tree.

fires at her again.

yelps and ducks, she reached the next tree cursing up a storm. "STOP SHOOTING AT ME!" She wasn't doing anything wrong!

keeps his rifle on her. "I said not to come through here today!"

shakes her head quickly, still behind the safety of the tree. "YOU DID NOT!"

keeps his gun on her still. "Then you should know better."

frowns a bit. "But this is the fastest fucking way you crazy bastard!"

huffs. "Not my problem!"

frowns, after this tree she would be in the open. "J-just let me through! WITHOUT shooting me!"

huffs. "Turn back around and go around."

shakes her head. "No! I'm already fucking here!" She didn't know why she was arguing.

pauses. "Buy me something and I'll let you through."

peaks around the tree to stare at him. "The hell do you want?!"

run out of cheese...and if he could get it free, he would. "I want some more cheese."

raises an eyebrow. "What king of cheese/?

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on this. "Swiss. Highest quality." If...he got it for free it was okay! ...Right?

rolls her eyes. "Is anything less worth fucking eating?" Gourmet.

he got away with it. This was good...right? A part of him was still crying at the cost, but it wasn't his money. "So, yes or no. Take your_

pick."

rolls her eyes mulling this over. "Fine. It's better then getting fucking shot!"

comes out of his house. "Let's go then."

stares at him. "Y-you're coming with me?! Why?!"

crosses his arms. "To make sure."

frowns a bit. "B-bastard.." She was just going to run away.

realized this. He wasn't going to let her. "You can still turn around."

frowns. "I have to find my stupid little sister." She glared at the ground, why did he have to know she would run off?!

gone through this routine before. "After you pay your toll."

rolls her eyes. "Si si.." She then mumbled to herself. "Stupid cheese bastard..."

walks with her. "Say something?"

inhales sharply making a small noise in her throat, she shook her head. "N-no!"

satisfied with the reply as he leads her to the store. His nerves were shot. He was getting expensive cheese. Maybe he shouldn't...

walks in the store. "Where's the fucking cheese?"

leads her towards the back. "Right here." His palms were sweaty. Maybe he should get the cheap kind...But he wasn't paying for this!

nods to him picking up the most high quality -and expensive- cheese. "Let's go." She wanted to get away from the crazy blond fast.

still staring at the cheese. SHOULD HE DO THIS?

him a weird look. "Hey. It's fucking cheese, let's go dammit."

grabs some of the cheap cheese. He would ask her to buy this too. "Get this as well." He would feel better.

raises an eyebrow. "Okay?" She wondered why he was getting her to buy shit cheese.

stocking up! "Let's go."

would have bought him another expensive cheese over that. "Why this stuff? It's cheap as hell."

flinches. "I like the taste."

raises an eyebrow. "If you say so." She headed for the check out, once there she stood in line and pulled out her wallet.

waits next to her, ready to grab her if she tries to run.

why she would try to run, though she did move away from him. He was waaaay too fucking close.

isn't sure, but he would rather be safe than sorry.

steps up as the lady rang the cheese through, she paid for them quickly without even hesitating.

takes the cheese when it was offered. He felt satisfied now.

can't help but look at him. "You're a cheap bastard aren't you?" She noticed how distraught he looked over the expensive cheese.

glares at her. "I am not cheap. I can afford anything I want."

him a look. "Then you should have gotten the other expensive cheese, it's better. You're just stingy."

not stingy! He's just...he just liked saving money. "Shut up! Let's get you off my land."

frowns at being told to shut up, that was something she wasn't used to. "Fuck off, I can go myself."

not letting her go by herself. "I will escort you."

glares at the ground. "I don't fucking need you to, I know where I'm going, so jerk off and go home."

starts walking. He was going

rolls her eyes and begins to walk. "Stupid fucking cheese face." She mumbled.

narrows his eyes at her again. "Pardon?"

squeaks and shakes her head. "N-nothing!" She wished the guns had damaged his ears.

had excellent hearing. He needed it. He stops at his border. "Don't come back this way."

frowns at him. "Whatever." She knew she would, again it was the fastest why.

would be getting plenty of cheese then.

doesn't care, would just get him more expensive cheese and shut him up.

they have a deal then. He goes back to his house after seeing her off

walks off muttering to herself about the stupid fucking cheese faced crazy ass blond.

settles himself back at home with his cheese. He would ration the expensive cheese and make it last as long as possible. No sense in_

wasting it!

just walked to the potato macho's cursing the Swiss man the whole time.