2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol

10.Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

26.Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

58.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

84.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

79.Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in coworkers brains, such as Feliz Navidad, the Archies Sugar or the Mr. Rogers theme song

LOVE #10.

kick them in the shins

the solo pianist for peace

LOL louislandon