lazyD
is
watching "Metropolis." Josaphet can't find the doorknob. Too upset over being fired. Then there's the freak in knickers clutching his heart.
lazyD
says
oh no! Worker 11811 has sucumbed to the temptations of the...the entertainment district! 
lazyD
says
...um...Rotwang suddenly appears with his Michael Jackson glove on...
sings there she is, Miss Metal Robot Body...
gets it-- Rotwang has created THE MACHINE MAN!!!
quotes "At the end of the shift. At 2. SHE has summoned us again."
Father! Father! Will ten hours never end!
lazyD
thinks
some things are not translating well.
lazyD
says
ok. Now we're getting into some weird territory.
lazyD
says
did they really just change the story of the Tower of Babel...and why is she grabbing her boob?
and how did Charlie Sheen get in there???
tibbits
thinks
lazyD has finally gone completely off her rocker.
quotes "Oh mediator, have you finally come?"
lazyD
says
ooooohhhhh. Daddy is not playing nice.
lazyD
says
ok, Maria darling, enough with grabbing your own boobs.
lazyD
says
...and thus ends the prelude.
lazyD
says
"Come. It's time to give Machine Man your face."
replies Dr. FatBoy concurs.
...ten minutes of Knicker boy throwing himself against the doors...
lazyD
wonders
if Knicker boy can learn to love Maria when she's so...cold and metallic.
lazyD
says
now Knicker boy has been invited by Dr. Rotang to come over and watch an "Erotic dance."
lazyD
says
not EXOTIC. Erotic.
laughs I cannot even DESCRIBE this scene!
lazyD
shares
(you have to see it to fully appreciate it!)
"Kill him, the dog in his white silken fur!"
lazyD
says
uh oh-- the clash of two Marias...one with a lazy eye.
lazyD
wonders
how we will ever be able to tell which is the good Maria and which is the bad!
lazyD
says
ok, I'll just say for a film from 1927, it is a bit on the creepy prophetic side. And some cool filmmaking!
"Why are all the lights out?"
lazyD
says
BECAUSE YOU KILLED THE FREAKIN'HEART MACHINE!
...and on a final note, the Thin Man is scary.
"Who told you to attach the machines, you idiots!" Tell 'em, foreman!
tibbits
says
wow. now I will have nightmares.
