Yes, but with mine it's definitely true. They ARE plotting to kill me.

www.catswhothrowupgrass....

They are secretly in league with Kitty Galore!

Hah!

Well, one purposely tries to trip me whenever I go down the hallway, and the other one yells at me constantly throughout the night...

Like she's trying to make me die from sleep deprivation or something.

because you're mean to them!

Sounds like my cat. She consistently wakes my mom up at about 3 or 4am to go out.

Only because they're mean to me!

They are evil.

i know huh