ThatWhiteGuy
says
my mom woke me up so I could feed & let out the dogs I'm dog sitting... then, when I got outside, I realized my shorts were inside out! 
you know what i would do
ThatWhiteGuy
asks
what?
go back to sleeep 
ThatWhiteGuy
says
I was having a wonderful dream! There was a volcano and we were playing like football and lacrosse mixed together... it was odd