thought he was an old fatty but he's not! Hmmmm... maybe he wasn't the real Santa...

lol

It was actually me

hahaha...that's scared you!!

Hey, Z. It was actually my helper. He implanted a homing beacon in your mouth. Now you can never sneak up on me.

Shoot.. Roose, I was trying to cover-up for ya. lol

Roosevelt, I'll have to go back to using Rohypnol on you then

makes out with Hibi.

Na, it wasn't you Hibi, you taste like chikin.

Rly?? Haven't had that for days!! What did your santa taste like, then.. or dare I ask?

like hookers and cheap wine

Definitely not me, then. lol

hahahahha

Yes, it was SO Berry!! lol

ZBO!

Here cums Santa Claus...

Sandwich.

i was too drunk to remember.... *washes his mouth anyway*