a phone call is all i can afford this year

wont even do that

awe

any ideas, though?

what does he like????

gift card to his fav place

take him to dinner

he's a redneck... he doesn't like a certain place, he likes sex. and his wife won't give it to him.

you made me spit soda on that

well, its true. they are both 49.... mom's too tired and dad's too horny

hmm get him viagra for women

no, the last time I got him stimulation pills, mom accidentally took one thinking it was a loratab....

no get him ones to give to her

then she will be frisky

LOL

hmmm

alcohol is cheaper

true

Maybe I'll go find him a mickey to slip in her beer......

it worked for me

good idea

lol