ooh!

troubled to learn that the one-eyed might double-entendre-edness

*People* eaters, at that! Flying? The worst kind.

dilute some LSD in a spray bottle with some dish soap and a little tabasco sauce.

the tobasco would be good enough for her without the dish soap and LSD.

boot, I keep saying your plurk different ways in my head, with different emphases. I like it best a little growly.

yaarrrrgh, me has eaters. They be purrrple.

it.

growling is good.

SeaChange is someone she should always have around in case of a fight.

Yes! Very creative!

...well, this works mostly on purple people eaters...

it's not like they're aphids or anything.

how often acupuncture makes Jigme feel like eating people?

often feels like eating people, but doesn't think it's due to acupuncture.

doesn't, because a whole person is a lot of meat and doesn't have the storage for a whole person, and sharing is just right out.